May 16 2023

kattahj:

ach-sss-no:

tolkien-feels:

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Gimli’s talent to make any tense situation worse is admirable

I think this is my favorite aragorn moment

hama: put aside your weapons

aragorn: I like this sword tho

hama: the king said no sword

aragorn: i’m a more important king than he is, actually. ahem.

gandalf: dude this is his house just put down your sword

aragorn: okay. normally i would be reasonable about this, but, hear me out. i really like this sword.

gimli: should i just start killing people??? i feel like that would help

Also Gandslf pretending to be above this squabble only to refuse to give up his staff 10 seconds later.

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May 16 2023

whilomm:

hm. poll. bc a streamer i watch mentioned “getting dressed” to spend all day at home playing a video game

when youre just chilling at home (like on days off) do you “get dressed/put on real clothes” after u wake up or stay in pajamas

no, pjs all day

i might put a bra on (or st) but otherwise nah, pjs

sometimes, depends on the day

yes always. do other ppl. not change when you wake up??

bitch i dont even comb my hair im not putting on real clothes

im one of those freaks that sleeps in blue jeans so guess im already dressed

change from night comfy to day comfy (pjs to sweatpants)

i sleep in blue jeans AND change into diff ones (extra freak option.)

secret third option in the tags idk

(NOTE: for the purposes of this poll “real clothes”=whatever u would wear outside normally, pajamas=whatever ur comfy sleep clothes are. could be actual fancii pajamas could be boxers and a big shirt i dont care. if you sleep naked idk man)

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Tags: I feel bad when I wear pajamas all day I usually get
May 15 2023

theinformationcollector:

TIL the New Zealand Prime Minister, Rob Muldoon, once called a snap election while extremely drunk. His party lost 10 seats.

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Tags: this feels like union politics
May 14 2023

notanarutoblogs:

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File under: even more blatant proof cis people can joke about trans people without it being at their expense

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May 14 2023

miss-beloved:

“are you afab or amab” “are you tme or tma” do you guys remember the era of the internet where one of the biggest queer memes was about not telling people what the fuck is in your pants because it’s no one’s fucking business. can we PLEASE go back to that.

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May 14 2023

veradragonjedi:

All the humanoid figures in the building you’re in suddenly come to life and are trying their hardest to kill you, (this means dolls, mannequins, sculptures, puppets etc but they have to be human-ish) How Screwed Are You?

I’m chilling. (there are none that i can think of)

slightly unnerved

Oh no (I could fight them off.)

OH NO! (can’t fight them off)

already dead (I live in a museum/large fashion store)

Add the approximate number in the tags!! If you’re wondering if something counts, drop a comment!

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Tags: I don’t think I have any just some stuffed animals I feel like I must be forgetting about something I have so many trinkets
May 14 2023

anemonequeen:

anemonequeen:

officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you’re not actually a fed, if you’re causing infighting in a minority community then you’re a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up

some people understood this post. some people revealed themselves to be feds

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May 14 2023

butchgeographer:

catgirlforeskin:

butch-manticore:

catgirlforeskin:

catgirlforeskin:

catgirlforeskin:

It’s Solidarity Forever Saturday! Reblog this if you like dancing anime girls or if you want the violent overthrow of the capitalist class!

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The reviews are in!

@ilyuwusha​

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Me dancing on the picket line when the picket leader busts this banger out

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Tags: I think there are version of solidarity forever that do sound better than this there is a trap remix somewhere also still best sung by a bunch of out of tune unionists on a picket line or at a bar thoigh
May 14 2023

arealbonecracker:

memeuplift:

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When you reconnect years later and the same thing keeps happening

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May 14 2023

paleoart:

I just realized that apparently I never shared this series here on Tumblr??  

I call it Living Paintings, as they are recreations of extinct animals that some artists actually saw and painted from memory, a long time ago.

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May 14 2023

harta:

If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

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Tags: beer is bad and I don’t understand why people drink it tastes like bitter soap I mean clearly it somehow grows in you but
May 13 2023

timemachineyeah:

timemachineyeah:

Would you rather have to

Give a 10 minute speech tomorrow in front of 1000 impressive strangers

Attend a 3.5 hour baby shower tomorrow with 15 people you only sort of know

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the notes are so fucking funny

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Tags: I would like to not have to give a speech bc what would it be on but like I could babble on about unions for 10 mins it’d be fine if I liked the people okay the baby shower might actually be enjoyable basically I’m insane if neither of these sound that bad
May 13 2023

guiltrose:

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

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Tags: 11:05 pm I gotta go to sleep soon so I can get up for practice
May 12 2023

boeing747:

btw i think its so cool when my life is worse due to worker strikes because when my life is worse constantly the rest of the time its due to the corporate greed of one million random faceless corporations who are grinding up the entire planet in a meat grinder so little numbers on a screen go up and stay green or whatever the shit

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Tags: cool when your life is worse due to people doing something to make their lives better like it has a point
May 11 2023

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astralbondpro:

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